excitement

i had a pretty hectic day. wanna see what i did?

1) i was hunted down by miss wai and madam wong because of that stupid Karnival SRK public speaking thing. they made me type out my speech because it was still on rough paper, so i sat there all morning in the bilik guru with amalen for company. whee~
and in my speech there is this part where i say 'cannot lah, my husband wont let' and 'i should ask my husband first' (its just part of my speech). yeah, when i said that, both of them went hysterical and were going like this :

wong bb : aiyohhh, so true lahh! eh, i like this la Nadia. this is so cute you know! wai, wai, come and see this, i like this sooooooo much! aiyohh, aiyohhh.

wai : aiyoh, bee bee. that sounds like you la. Nadia, how did you know your madam wong bee bee talks like this? sooooooo good lah!

wong bb : aiyoh, really like me lah. nadia, are you spying on meeeeee?

no, i am not spying on any of SMART's teachers, i have other things to do. teachers are really very easily excited by little things like that. we students must bring very little light into their life.
oh yeah, and then they said my speech was too short and i should come up with more points and they came up with the weirdest point imaginable. my speech is about individual independence and they came up with :
financial independence of teenagers. teenagers are never financially independent, there are no working teenagers except those who go work as prostitutes or drug dealers or something. haih, weird weird.

2) i finished typing my speech and was bored as hell, then i saw jaja, dayah and ezmeer come into the bilik guru. i ran to them and we all went out for recess. and yeah, it was only 10.30. it was the lower forms recess time but what the hell lah, turun je. and it wasn't just me, dayah, ezmeer and jaja okay. my whole class went for recess at 10.30. no shit, the whole class. well, the other girls got boring stuff like bread but the guys and me-dayah-jaja bought nasi minyak and ate it right there.
it was kind of funny. the lower form kids are really kiddy, they're all tiny and immature-looking. suddenly in the middle of the canteen, there's this table full of big guys and 3 girls eating. a lot of teachers were looking at our table really funny but they didn't seem to think we were in form 4. haha.

3) when we went up to class. teacher didn't come in so taufiq, afi, ezmeer, fawwaz and i played chan na lok. if you don't know what chan na lok is, you're either not a malaysian or you were never a kid. today, when we played, everyone was targeting fawwaz and bila dia kene lastik :

when taufiq jentik fawwaz, fawwaz says
"eeeeee, babi lembu ni sakit la bodohhhh! aku tarik ekor kau, kau tak bole berak nanti, tengok ahh! wuuuu sakit"

when afi jentik fawwaz,
fawwaz : oww! ow! owwwww!
afi and taufiq : tu da lembut tu, lembik ah kau ni fawwaz.
fawwaz (very proudly) : hmph, tak sakit pon. hmph, macam bapok je. hmph. hmph. hmph. OWWWW! sakit!

4) my extremely patient and sweet natured ustazah lost her temper with my class. nobody passed up the notes she asked for, well, simply because notes aren't really important are they? anyway, she said "nota hantar minggu ni, kalau tak demerit" and nobody took her seriously so she slammed her books on the table and went "minggu ni! saya tak nak dengar lupa ke ape, kamu semua tak nyanyok. baru 16 tahun dah nyanyok." so we thought back and discovered that all our teachers have lost their tempers with us at least once. ALL. yeah, my class is pretty bad.

5) there is a german lady staying in my house until thursday. she's my uncles cousins wife. close relative, i know. she's like fascinated by everything. when i came home from school, i took off my tudung and was going to take a bath, she asked me to put my uniform back on because she wanted to take a picture. i was like this :
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and she was all excited to go to the beach because she has never seen the sea in i-dunno-how-many years. or probably never.

6) as i was typing number 5, miss irene called and told me that i have a chance to go for that st. john international camp and i'm supposed to see her tomorrow and get the form from her. damn, i wasn't expecting that. i thought they already picked chew yee?

hectic, very hectic. i'm going to take a nap, i need a break.