typical 4SB :
1) chemistry PEKA is due first thing in the morning. when i walk into the class, the first thing i see is a group of people clustered around a few sheets of paper. every single person has a look of intense concentration and their wrists are smoothly gliding across their test pad. the sheets of paper are the sacred completed chemistry PEKAs. and the worshippers of these precious sheets of papers are the ones who thought 'ah, tiru je la esok', which is 9/10 of the class. as a result, the whole class arrives late to the chemistry lab but yes, everybody finished their PEKA. the next day, the teacher asks us 'mane korang dapat molarity ni? korang tak calculate ke? buat balik, nanti saya tunjuk contoh'. yes, the whole class got it wrong. =.=
2) a physics experiment involving ice ends up in a war where the boys will put ice down each others shirts. when the ice ran out, they all bet 1 buck on whoever could dip their fingers in hot water and hold it there for 3 seconds. but, they all lost out to the quietest boy in class who carried a whole beaker of hot water from one table to the other without even blinking. then, he spilled the beaker of water onto his lap and just went 'alamak'. the boys all agreed he should have gotten a thousand bucks for that.
3) bm period. the whole class runs out and only 6 people are left in the class and 3 out of them fell asleep. yet, our class still managed to get the 2nd highest BM results in the whole of form 4.
or was it highest?
4) maths period. again the class runs out. one of our classmates came running in saying 'cikgu maths on the way! dah kat bengkel kh dahh!' everyone is thrown into a frenzy and in 5 seconds, the whole class decides to run. i don't know why, it just happened :|
so, everybody runs to the next block, the form 1 block and spies on the class, waiting for teacher to maybe enter, see that nobody is in and walk back out.
a few minutes later, no teacher walks in. then a classmate looks at the form 1 staircase and there she is, climbing up. everybody runs back our block, still trying to escape. some are caught and told to go to class, but they suddenly develop a stomach ache and have to go to the toilet.
but, we all went to class. after around 20 minutes of walking around, of course.
5) there is no sudut bacaan in 4SB but there is a sudut sampah. created by Imtinan when Cikgu Fatimah asked him to throw away the rubbish. since he absolutely hates this teacher and was too lazy to get out of class to throw the rubbish, he took a pencil and when teacher wasn't looking, he drew an arrow pointing to a corner and wrote 'sudut sampah'. since then, wads of papers balls were thrown there and when the pile gets too big, somebody who does care about cleanliness will throw the pile of papers away.
everyday is an adventure in 4SB. don't you just love this class? :)
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