puasa! and other stuff

wee, puasa month is here! puasa month, the month regarded as a month for us to reemerge as a slimmer version of ourselves for raya. i only started thinking of puasa month as diet month this year. because?
i've gained quite a lot of weight lately. my waist went from 26" to 27". yeah, fine i can practically hear people going 'lahh, satu inci je. poyo ah budak ni'
that one inch has made my pants size go from size 6 to size 8. and now i'm in that dilemma where size 6 is too small and size 8 is too big. do designers not believe in odd numbers? what's so wrong with the numbers 1,3,5,7 and 9?
sedih jugak my ass is getting bigger. hahaha. i regret stopping swimming. but then, watching those olympic swimmers, maybe stopping swimming wasn't such a bad choice. have you seen the muscles on those professional female swimmers?




HAHAHA. not exactly a professional female swimmer, but i typed in 'swimmer' in photobucket and i got this. nice. but you know what i'm talking about. i don't want to get those HUUUUGE shoulders and teeny tiny legs to go with it.
come to think of it, that photo up there looks like a giant dick. eeeeeeeeww!
oh, no wonder when i saved that picture, the file name was 'dikhead'
HAHAHAHAHA!

my drive thru by pharell, julian casablancas and santogold just came on. i swear that song makes me feel like dancing. i'm jumping around in my chair now, that song makes me hyper.
syapig said the only reason i listen to that song is because julian casablancas is in it. so what if julian casablancas makes me listen to hip hop?

grrh, sumpah aku lapar mcm bole makan badak je.
i don't have anything to blog about.
this post is so random, even i'm getting a headache from reading it.
i'm wasting time.
i'm gonna take a nap.
until maghrib.
then i'll eat to my hearts content.
then i'll go to bed.

diet month, my foot.