hyperventilation

a quick post before i have dinner. this afternoon, while playing with my cat, i made quite a discovery :

MY MALE CAT HAS A NIPPLE. NOT A SET OF NIPPLES BUT ONE SINGLE NIPPLE. HE HAS EFFIN' HUGE BALLS BUT HE ALSO HAS A NIPPLE.

well, he had effin' huge balls, but we castrated him so his balls look like furry little grape seeds now.
i could be the only girl in kuantan with a one-nippled male cat.
i mean, do YOU have a male cat with a nipple? i think NOT.