Dazed, distracted

I just took a quiz on Facebook :

What "Periodic Element" are you?

Your Result: Chromium
Most people of this type tend to be distracted easily. It is hard to maintain your attention span on something for too long when a "shiney object" comes along and distracts you. You could be sitting in a meeting or in class daydreaming and when addressed directly with a question, you must either admit to being distracted or come up with some dodge to get around answering the question you truly didn't hear. Stick to short-term projects. You will have better success there.

The result Chromium is pure bullshit but the elaboration is so accurate, it's pretty scary.