Wabbit!

Meet the new member of the family, Megan Rabbit. Like Megan Fox you know, only she's a rabbit. Hence the name Megan Rabbit. Dayah and I think it's a really good joke, but half the people we explained it to didn't get the joke and gave us really weird looks. The "Am-I-really-friends-with-these-crazy-chicks?" kind of look. But I guess we've gotten used to those looks, so who gives a shit?

But the people who DID get the joke laughed their heads off and started hitting on Megan Rabbit. She's got a whole family now. I'm her momma, Nik is her daddy (he's paying part of the RM30 for her that's why he gets to be the daddy), Dayah is her kakak, Afi is the abang, Adele is the godmother, Amalen is the godfather. And Kevin is Megan Rabbit's boyfriend since he's so crazy over Megan (Fox) he'll satisfy himself with any Megan, even if it is a rabbit.

In school, when I first got her, everyone was excited to high heaven. Megan has been man-handled by many men, I pity her. Seriously. But it was cute seeing all the guys cuddling a little bunny. Most of the girls were all "Alaaa, comelnyaaaa" and left it at that. But the guys wouldn't let little Megs go. It was so sweet, hehe.

Now, little Megan Rabbit is at the Rabbit Villa (Amalen's house) with her other boyfriend, Darth Vader (Amalen's grey rabbit). They're spending their first night together. I hope she won't be pregnant tomorrow. Or dead. You just can't trust these males. Especially with hot sexy thangs like my Megan Rabbit.