Fat woman sitting next to our table in a restaurant.
Mum : Oh my God, Nad. Look at that fat woman sitting next to us.
Me : Yeah, I saw.
Mum : Wow, look at that.
Me : Ma ...
Mum : Her arm must be as big as my thigh!
Me : Ma, you're so FAT.
Mum : *stares blankly at me*
Me : I mean BAD, you're so BAD.
The subconcious mind is a powerful thing.
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