Where's my fairy godmother?

I WISH TO BE IN SUNWAY LAGOON RIGHT NOW.
I WISH TO BE WATCHING KASABIAN RIGHT NOW.
I WISH TO BE SCREAMING RIGHT NOW.
I WISH TO BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A DRUNK MONKEY RIGHT NOW.
I WISH TO BE SWOONING OVER ANDY RIGHT NOW.
I WISH TO BE ABLE TO TELEPORT.
I WISH TO BE 18 AND OVER SPM.


*poof*


Well, whaddaya know? Wishes don't come true.