Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The fucked up test

ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:

[x] Your mind is all over the place.

[x] You are hyper most of the time.

[x] You barely pay attention to anything.

[x] You can’t cooperate well.

[ ] You talk all of the time.

[ ] You need attention 24/7.

Total: 4

BIPOLAR DISORDER:

[x] You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.

[ ] You are very irritable.

[ ] You are antisocial

[x] You have very high self esteem sometimes.

[ ] You are abusing alcohol, drugs or sex.

[x] You have thought of or attempted suicide.

Total: 3

DEPRESSION:

[ ] You are always sad.

[ ] You find no hope in your future.

[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.

[x] You always find yourself around the house all day.

[ ] You have low self esteem.

[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.

[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.

[ ] You are failing school.

[x] You have thought of or attempted suicide.

[x] You have/tried to run away from home.

[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.

total: 4

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

[ ] You have daily rituals.

[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.

[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.

[ ] You have to keep things in a certain order.

[ ] You have to check some stuff over again.

total: 2

POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER:

[x] You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments or memories in your life.

[ ] You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments or memories in your life.

[x] You sometimes think the event will happen again.

[x] You can be antisocial.

[x] You have lost interest in the things you used to love.

[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately.

[x] You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.

[ ] You can have angry outbursts.

[x] You act younger than your age.

total: 6

SCHIZOPHRENIA:

[ ] You often have hallucinations.

[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.

[x] You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.

[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.

[ ] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.

[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene like you should

[x] You are very shy.

[x] You often talk to yourself.

total: 4

23/45 That's alright... I think.

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