free poison

i think they secretly put laxatives in the ice tea my mother likes to buy.
every time i finish drinking a big glass, i have to go shit.

tuneage

welcome to Nadia's step-by-step guide to feeling better.

1) close and lock bedroom door
2) consume big amounts of sugar (coke is good)
3) turn speaker up
4) choose exciting songs. (i recommend The Hives - You Got It All.. Wrong, or Try It Again)
5) jump and go crazy to your hearts content.

i find this very therapeutic after a big dose of nags from my mother.
try it, i'm sure this is healthy. it makes you feel all good inside.

i killed a frog and i liked it

eee, that title sounds so... bad. but it fits anyway.
so, last tuesday, i kind of crucified some frogs, cut their guts open and poked their insides around.

wanna see? what, no? who cares, i'm showing you anyway.
let's start from the beginning of the day.

a few frogs got loose, as in escaped from their kotak. all thanks to some genius that opened that kotak all the way. the whole class screamed and ran. zul said he could hear people screaming from his class. which is pretty damn far, as far as screams can go.

pictures :

sejarah period with cikgu kamal. need i say more?

still in sejarah.

the frogs enjoyed watching Stephen sleep with his mouth open.

Dayah, on the way to the lab. and the frogs awaiting their fate.

sadly, this is not my katak. but it's feckin' huge.

this miserable thing is my katak.
surresh and ezmeer : "weh, camane nk letak katak atas board ni?"
nadia : "angkat je kaki die tuu. lalu sket."
*lifts frog by leg and dangles the frog in front of them*
surresh and ezmeer : =.= "go, nad."

i cut that little hole, but surresh made me feel guilty.
surresh : "eh, it pengsan already or not? really pengsan right? cannot feel anything right? make sure aaa. aiyo, humans ny lar do this kind of thing"
nadia : "yes, surresh. it can't feel anything. shut up la, please. i wanna potong the skin."
surresh : "damn lar."

pulling the skin from the fat was like pulling lumpy sellotape.
adele said she loved the sound the skin made when you peeled it.
and you think i'm cruel?

their katak was tiny, so they accidentally cut the intestines =.=
dayah : "weh, apesal banyak darah ni? dah mati ke?"
taufiq : "tak kot, jantung tengah gerak-gerak lagi"
dayah : "aku rase kau terpotong usus die kot"
taufiq : "entah, cube tarik."

this is what my frog looked like after i cut it open.
the cotton full of chloroform is right on its face because it kept waking up =.=

yes, Dayah does camwhore a lot even with a dying frog in front of her.

and i shall end with Imtinan giving his BM oral.



and yeah, that's pretty much it.
i'm not scared of frogs anymore too. everytime i see one i think "aku penah potong perut kau."
haha.

give me back my heart, alex turner

i've watched this video about 5 times in a row and Alex Turner melts me into my chair every time. especially at the end when he suddenly turns to the camera. it just kills me. seriously.

and Miles Kane has a huge mouth.

btw, Alex Turner is the handsome one on the left, playing the really cool red electric guitar. Miles Kane is the one with the huge mouth.

4 Sains Bestari/Berani/Bodoh

typical 4SB :

1) chemistry PEKA is due first thing in the morning. when i walk into the class, the first thing i see is a group of people clustered around a few sheets of paper. every single person has a look of intense concentration and their wrists are smoothly gliding across their test pad. the sheets of paper are the sacred completed chemistry PEKAs. and the worshippers of these precious sheets of papers are the ones who thought 'ah, tiru je la esok', which is 9/10 of the class. as a result, the whole class arrives late to the chemistry lab but yes, everybody finished their PEKA. the next day, the teacher asks us 'mane korang dapat molarity ni? korang tak calculate ke? buat balik, nanti saya tunjuk contoh'. yes, the whole class got it wrong. =.=

2) a physics experiment involving ice ends up in a war where the boys will put ice down each others shirts. when the ice ran out, they all bet 1 buck on whoever could dip their fingers in hot water and hold it there for 3 seconds. but, they all lost out to the quietest boy in class who carried a whole beaker of hot water from one table to the other without even blinking. then, he spilled the beaker of water onto his lap and just went 'alamak'. the boys all agreed he should have gotten a thousand bucks for that.

3) bm period. the whole class runs out and only 6 people are left in the class and 3 out of them fell asleep. yet, our class still managed to get the 2nd highest BM results in the whole of form 4.
or was it highest?

4) maths period. again the class runs out. one of our classmates came running in saying 'cikgu maths on the way! dah kat bengkel kh dahh!' everyone is thrown into a frenzy and in 5 seconds, the whole class decides to run. i don't know why, it just happened :|
so, everybody runs to the next block, the form 1 block and spies on the class, waiting for teacher to maybe enter, see that nobody is in and walk back out.
a few minutes later, no teacher walks in. then a classmate looks at the form 1 staircase and there she is, climbing up. everybody runs back our block, still trying to escape. some are caught and told to go to class, but they suddenly develop a stomach ache and have to go to the toilet.
but, we all went to class. after around 20 minutes of walking around, of course.

5) there is no sudut bacaan in 4SB but there is a sudut sampah. created by Imtinan when Cikgu Fatimah asked him to throw away the rubbish. since he absolutely hates this teacher and was too lazy to get out of class to throw the rubbish, he took a pencil and when teacher wasn't looking, he drew an arrow pointing to a corner and wrote 'sudut sampah'. since then, wads of papers balls were thrown there and when the pile gets too big, somebody who does care about cleanliness will throw the pile of papers away.


everyday is an adventure in 4SB. don't you just love this class? :)

lick me, meoww

everyone has a blog now. everyone. did blogs suddenly become a fad or did everyone just feel like writing at the same time? are you suddenly cool?
i'm not saying that owning a blog is wrong. god, no. i know everyone is entitled to express their own opinion, freedom of speech bla bla bla. but damn, its like the whole world blogs. so who has the best opinions? who tells the best stories? who really influences us?

this world feels very crowded sometimes.
i hate globalization sometimes, so bite me.

and no, the title really has nothing to do with this post. just laugh at it, hahaha.

puasa! and other stuff

wee, puasa month is here! puasa month, the month regarded as a month for us to reemerge as a slimmer version of ourselves for raya. i only started thinking of puasa month as diet month this year. because?
i've gained quite a lot of weight lately. my waist went from 26" to 27". yeah, fine i can practically hear people going 'lahh, satu inci je. poyo ah budak ni'
that one inch has made my pants size go from size 6 to size 8. and now i'm in that dilemma where size 6 is too small and size 8 is too big. do designers not believe in odd numbers? what's so wrong with the numbers 1,3,5,7 and 9?
sedih jugak my ass is getting bigger. hahaha. i regret stopping swimming. but then, watching those olympic swimmers, maybe stopping swimming wasn't such a bad choice. have you seen the muscles on those professional female swimmers?




HAHAHA. not exactly a professional female swimmer, but i typed in 'swimmer' in photobucket and i got this. nice. but you know what i'm talking about. i don't want to get those HUUUUGE shoulders and teeny tiny legs to go with it.
come to think of it, that photo up there looks like a giant dick. eeeeeeeeww!
oh, no wonder when i saved that picture, the file name was 'dikhead'
HAHAHAHAHA!

my drive thru by pharell, julian casablancas and santogold just came on. i swear that song makes me feel like dancing. i'm jumping around in my chair now, that song makes me hyper.
syapig said the only reason i listen to that song is because julian casablancas is in it. so what if julian casablancas makes me listen to hip hop?

grrh, sumpah aku lapar mcm bole makan badak je.
i don't have anything to blog about.
this post is so random, even i'm getting a headache from reading it.
i'm wasting time.
i'm gonna take a nap.
until maghrib.
then i'll eat to my hearts content.
then i'll go to bed.

diet month, my foot.