Peristalsis terlebih aktif

Whyyyyy is it whenever I wear my very-cool-girl-boxer-with-pink-elastic-and-electric-guitars-all-over underwear, I must get stomach ache? Is this some kind of curse? I'm not allowed to wear pretty patterned elastic boxer underwear?
Stupid stomach ache, dah la datang at the wrong time. Dahh kena duduk dalam toilet for the last 15 minutes of Whose Line Is It Anyway. I missed the Scenes From A Hat part! (ceh padahal taktau pon kalau ada that part in that episode)
I think this might be a medical condition. I'm girl boxer intolerant. Haha wtf

Grrrh

Bloody internet. Jam here, jam there. Stuck here, stuck there.
Aku ketuk skali, pecah kepala kot.

I think I might need an anger management course.

Analogies

A : Nad, have you been into the apartments behind there?
N : Nope, why?
A : They're like really big for apartments.
N : What, as big as condos?
A : No, a little bit smaller.
N : So they're bigger than the average apartment but not as big as a condo?
A : They're like... a double scoop of Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
N : Err, explanation please.
A : You know a single scoop of Haagen Dazs is never enough and a triple scoop is ecstasy. A double scoop is like, just nice.
N : So the apartments behind there are like a double scoop of Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
A : Yeah.
N : They sound... just nice.
A : Yeah.

Yellow

Bored lah. But it's not like I have nothing to do. I have homework to do, I should start studying, I can clean out my closet, I could go and read that book I bought, I could go outside and get myself a donut. Yet, I choose to sit in front of this stupid screen, spoil my eyes and gain no benefit whatsoever, and continue being bored.

I think this might be some kind of disorder, or addiction. I have so many other better things to do and I still want to sit here, letting my ass expand and deactivate my brain. And also get pissed off by how the computer is freezing every 10 seconds.

I'm amazed at my stupidity sometimes. I think I'll be smart and get myself a donut now.

Slide Show

I don't like stereotypes. I don't like people who condemn others to being such a way, when they don't know the real deal. Its kind of degrading. You never have a chance to prove that you might be better than what people think, because that stereotype of you is already planted in their heads.

Example -- me. Although I have more guy friends compared to girlfriends, it doesn't mean that I'm some kind of attention craved slut who doesn't know boundaries. So don't condemn me to being some shitty valueless person with boyfriends left, right and center. I just get along better with guys because most of the girls in school are more interested in The Jonas Brothers, the color pink and boys, while I'm interested in bands, books, and Julian Casablancas.

So, please don't give me brands or labels. I'm just a little different, and that shred of difference makes me who I am. What's wrong with being a little more open-minded? And if any thoughts about first impressions crop up, impressions aren't exactly reality are they? That's why they're called IMPRESSions.

Pn Lau baca blog saya jugak ke?

I bought some vanilla ice cream and A&W root beers, with the intention of making myself a ciplak root beer float.
So, I got home all excited with my A&W root beers and vanilla ice-cream, got out my huge, tall glass with the weird face on it, poured myself a can, opened the ice cream tub only to find the ice cream looking like white mucus. Or to put it bluntly; shit. It looked like white, mushy shit.

So here I am, killing time by blogging about my bad ice-cream and root beer experience. What I should be doing is my Addmaths yang tak siap-siap lagi.

If Pn. Lau really does have time to read students blogs, I really die lah. Biar lah, dah kena cop tak siap homework la, kuat merayau la, banyak cakap la. One more brand wouldn't really make a difference, I guess. Haha.

The Shock of the Lightning

Very appropriate title for what happened in school today.

It was a pretty stormy morning, thunder and lightning all around. We were doing addmaths when suddenly this huuuuuuuge flash of light suddenly went off right beside us. My first thought was, "Who the eff would be taking a picture now of all times? Dah la guna flash besar, takde keje ke?" and just as I was pushing that thought out of my head, this extremely loud crack exploded right outside the class.

Then I thought "Oh, it was lightning".

For the record, I wasn't the only one who thought it was a camera flash going off. Dayah was getting ready to pose, and then the thunder cracked. Another friend who just happened to be doing something wrong at that time thought that someone was taking a picture and caught her.

So after that, everything was chaotic. The alarm bells were going off, and there were girls crying from the shock of the lightning (hehe Oasis), and everybody was coming out of the classrooms because the alarm bells were going off. But everyone was coming out of class and not going anywhere though, because we don't have lightning drills do we?

While going down, I still felt chills running down my spine. All that power coming down from the sky and so close, it felt ... awesome, haha. But that's pretty much how I would describe it, I was awed, amazed, shocked, scared, freaked out and stunned all at once. Which equals to awesome.